#1: Becoming A DRAGON
You know what's cooler than riding in on a dragon? Being the dragon. Eight hundred points to whatever house Maleficent got sorted into (jk, she's obv a Slytherin). Fun fact: the sound of the fire-breathing dragon was originally made when the sound guy asked the US Army to send him training videos on flame throwing. SO, Maleficent traveling as a freaking dragon is made all the more terrifying because she also embodies the sound of an 18-year-old boy with a mouth that's a fire boomerang. Pretty...pretty cool, M.