Modes of Magical Transport, Ranked from Worst to Best



#6: On Luke's back (in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)

Okay, so Yoda isn't technically a wizard, but isn't a Jedi like a space wizard? A little green space wizard that makes Luke carry him around on his back like a shriveled, know-it-all baby. In the 2049 remake of Star Wars, Luke is a frazzled single mom, and Yoda is her precocious infant child getting slung around in a baby backpack from REI, nattering to Luke-mom about how she should do more pushups there on their swamp world.

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