January Horoscopes!

Jon Skindzier


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It's a new year, Aries; it's time to put your best foot forward and your worst foot in a museum. In honor of the fact that January is National Hobby Month, your lucky hobby this month is fishkeeping. Your backup hobby is fish-naming. Try "Finley." That's a free one for you. January is also National Soup Month; your lucky soup is fish soup bee hoon.

Topics: Life
Tags: astrology, horoscopes, the future, new years resolutions, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, new year new(-ish) you

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