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There's a lot of stressful news out there lately, but here's a fun fact: putting "muggle" in front of a headline INSTANTLY makes it better. "Teens Trapped in Shopping Mall" becomes "Muggle Teens Trapped in Shopping Mall." "Prince Harry Engaged" becomes "Muggle Prince Engaged to Powerful, Beautiful Witch Megan Markle, And We're Torn Between Crippling Jealousy and Unhinged Adoration."

Magic headlines are just better—and if you need evidence, check out the ones in this slideshows. 

Topics: Books
Tags: harry potter, funny things, hogwarts, lord voldemort, j.k. rowling, muggles, lol, wait do wizards have televisions tho

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Taylor Noles

Taylor has very strong feelings about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Her first name is actually Delaney, and her writing has appeared on VICE, NPR, and elsewhere. You can follow her on twitter @delaney_nolan

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