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QUIZ: Do You Hate Everyone?

QUIZ: Do You Hate Everyone?


On a scale of 1 to Heathcliff, Ebenezer Scrooge, and Timon of Athens, how much do you hate the general population?

1. How do you feel about small talk?

2. What would be your ideal vacation?

3. What’s your least favorite part about going to the movies?

4. Someone says, “Hey, can you do me a quick favor?” How do you react?

5. Which of these people are you at parties?

6. You previously had plans to stay home and relax. At the last minute, someone invites you out. What do you do?

7. A stranger strikes up a conversation with you while you’re waiting in line somewhere. What do you do?

8. Which of these people annoys you the most?

9. Let’s say you’re walking along, just minding your own business, when you see someone up ahead handing out pamphlets, flyers, or samples, or trying to get people to sign a petition. What do you do?

10. How do you feel about big crowds?

11. Do you smile at strangers?

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