Maybe you’re a normal, well-adjusted, self-actualized human being who doesn’t spend every waking moment analyzing the finer points of Harry Potter. If that’s the case, you might as well move along. Go on, clear out. There’s nothing here for you.
If you’re not one of those people, then let’s talk about Mad-Eye Moody.
Specifically, I want to talk about his eye. J.K. Rowling gave us this super cool, grizzled, peg-legged war hero with a magical eye, and she somehow didn’t think we’d have any follow-up questions about this? Well, she was wrong. I have all the questions, or at least one, and as far as I’m concerned it’s the only one that matters:
Does Moody know what boggarts look like?