September Horoscopes!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Be courteous by following the rules this month, Aries, and do not feed the bears. It is, however, acceptable to buy fireworks for the bears. As this is National Courtesy Month, your additional Courtesy Month Tip is to always take off your sunglasses when you're having a conversation, unless you are talking to the sun for some reason, in which case your issues are beyond the advisory capacity of the zodiacs.

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