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August Horoscopes!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep your chin up, and your chest out; keep your arms in front of you, making nonstop karate-chopping motions, and your legs above your head in a yoga pose. None of this will help with anything; the constellations just thought you would look funny. Your Romance Fact is that Scottish people throw garbage at couples who are to be married, as well as at everybody else.

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