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August Horoscopes!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It's all gravy, Cancer, except for the mashed potatoes; don't pour that on your potatoes or you are just making Double Potatoes. Your chickens will finally come home to roost this month, but they'll have a bunch of inside jokes they refuse to explain and the relationship just won't feel the same. Your Romance Fact is that the rush of physical attraction makes your heart beat so fast that if you took it out and consulted a stopwatch, you would not be alive anymore.

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