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August Horoscopes!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Even if it isn't your cup of tea, Gemini, you can establish your dominance by slurping it noisily while making unflinching eye contact with its rightful owner. Show everyone who's boss this month by waiting until the boss walks past and mouthing "Psst: it's that guy." Your Romance Fact is that, if you added up all of the hugs occurring right at this moment, they would wrap completely around the moon and make it feel very appreciated.

Topics: Life
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