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August Horoscopes!

Pisces (February 18 – March 20)

Hold your horses, Pisces. Hold them close and tell them that you love them, no matter what anyone else says, such as "Those aren't your horses" and "You are banned from Churchill Downs." Don't go to bed angry this month unless your bed is where you have previously arranged to fight your mortal enemy. Your Romance Fact is that it is physically impossible to lick your crush's elbow without regretting it immediately.

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