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August Horoscopes!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A leopard can't change its spots, Capricorn, although you can paint leopard spots on yourself and go "Mrowr!" and make a paw-swipe gesture at your crush. This is extremely not advised. Your Romance Fact is that your tongue is, for its size, the strongest muscle in your body, and can completely destroy your boyfriend if you are not careful.

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