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August Horoscopes!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Remember this month that it's what's inside that counts, and boys with no internal organs are not boyfriend material. They also say that clothes make the man, but you should not make a man out of clothes and practice kissing him unless you are someplace very hidden. August is Romance Awareness Month, so with that in mind, your Romance Fact is that tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints, so you should probably stop licking all of your crimes.

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Tags: astrology, horoscopes, zodiac, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you're going to suffer but you're going to be happy about it

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