There have only been two good inventions in the history of mankind: texting, and Harry Potter. (I guess fire, penicillin, and the internal combustion engine are also up there, but for the sake of this intro let’s pretend they’re not.)
Texting allows me to talk to people from the comfort of my own couch while I’m elbows-deep in Netflix, potato chips, and self-loathing.
Harry Potter was the book series that shaped my childhood.
And if there’s anything we’ve learned from peanut butter and jelly, mac n’ cheese, or The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour, it’s that you can always mash two good things together to create one really great thing. With that in mind, here’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban as told in texts.