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Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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Quirinus Quirrell

Are you concerned that Hogwarts prioritizes the dubious teachings of Professor Trelawney on divination over a necessary education in all things sexual?

Topics: Books
Tags: harry potter, slideshows, funny, severus snape, sex ed week, who will harness the potent sexuality of neville longbottom?

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