Part of the appeal of Hogwarts is the coursework: instead of AP chemistry, you get potions; instead of biology, you get to tear around the Forbidden Forest on a Hippogriff as you learn about "Care of Mystical Creatures." Although Hogwarts' academic curriculum was rigorous, sex ed was NOTABLY ABSENT—this is particularly concerning given how saucy any given Yule Ball or Triwizard Cup was likely to be.
So what WOULD sex ed look like at Hogwarts? We take our best guess.
This slideshow was originally published in April 2015