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July Horoscopes!!

Jon Skindzier


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

If you really want to, Aries, you can wear a sash that identifies you as "Your Geekness," but it's unlikely anyone will mistake this for a title and embrace you for it. If you're acting really haughty this month, then you need to get off your high horse and get on a sober horse instead. Keep your chin up this month, so high up that you can't see or interact with anybody; that will show them.

July 22nd is Spooner's Day; your lucky spoonerism is ["funny bone" -> "bunny phone"]

Topics: Life
Tags: astrology, horoscopes, zodiac, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, another month bites the dust in spectacularly underwhelming fashion

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