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How To Talk to Your Crush Without Being the Most Awkward Ever
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If you're an Awkward, trying to talk to someone you like is extremely perilous. There's no telling what might come out of your mouth, such as numerous stories about your cat (you don't have a cat), or an entire donut. Guys are probably more prone to accidental insults (e.g saying "Hello! Your butt is enormous," somehow meaning it as a compliment, and then fleeing from your barrage of karate chops), but you don't have to be a guy to find yourself accidentally insulting your crush. Examples:
"I can tell that you're a dork like me! Not that I'm calling you a dork, except in the sense that I just did."
"Haha, I hope you're wearing that shirt ironically! Oh, you aren't? W-well, uh, neither am I, even though that makes no sense."
"You look a lot like my dad! Not that I am attracted to my dad. Where are you going. Stop running away at incredible speed."