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June Horoscopes!

Jon Skindzier


Aries: March 21-April 19

They say that blood is thicker than water, Aries, but do not offer your dad a glass of blood this month, even if you forgot it was Father’s Day and the only thing you have on you is blood. And remember what Socrates said: “I don’t want any more socks or ties.” He never actually said this, because they killed him before those were invented, but he would have. Trust us.

Topics: Life
Tags: astrology, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, aka "better late than never-scopes"

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