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QUIZ: How Would Shakespeare Describe the Guy You Have a Crush On?

QUIZ: How Would Shakespeare Describe the Guy You Have a Crush On?

BBC Two

"How would Shakespeare describe the person I want to make out with" is a question no one is asking, but maybe they should be. The man helped shape English literature and invented words like "elbow." Odds are he’s got some profound things to say about the guy whose Instagram you check on the daily.

1. First things first: how long does it take him to text you back?

2. Does he know you exist?

3. How long have you had a crush on him?

4. Which of these most resembles the last interaction you had with your crush?

5. What do you guys talk about?

6. How realistic is this crush?

7. What’s his best quality?

8. Who knows about this crush?

9. What’s the worst thing that could be said of him?

10. How often do you check his social media feeds?

11. Pick your favorite Shakespeare couple. Don’t ask why, just trust me.

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