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QUIZ: What's Your Handmaid's Tale Name?

QUIZ: What's Your Handmaid's Tale Name?


The dystopia is upon us. You’re a handmaid in Gilead. What better way to deal with the not-too-distant future horrors of patriarchal authority and institutionalized objectification than by taking a silly online quiz?

1. What letter does your crush’s first name start with?

2. What do you look for in a significant other?

3. Pick a color.

4. Describe your perfect date.

5. Which famous Chris is your favorite Chris?

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