What Kind of Flirt Are You?
This quiz was originally published in September 2016
Over the centuries, humankind has invented hover boards (they're deathtraps), watched empires rise and fall, stared awestruck as Chris Evans pulled a helicopter from the air using only his indecent sex appeal, defeated Voldemort, hip-thrusted our way through various revolutions, created goat cheese ice cream (which, dear god, WHY), and put a man on the moon (his name was Matt Damon, and he died there). The only thing left for us to master? FLIRTING. Though we've bravely endeavored to interact with our crushes for decades, 99.9% of our attempts have started with this or this, and ended with this, or this, or this, or some terrible combination thereof.
But this SparkTest will change all of that. Answer these 10 simple-ish questions to find out exactly how to take your flirting game from this to this—but you must promise us that once you do, you will only use your powers for good. That means none of this. PUT IT AWAY.
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Photo Credit for Jennifer Lawrence image: Cosima Scavolini / Splash News
All illustrations by Cindy Mangomini!