How Well Do You Know Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?
Disclaimer: Your results on the previous Harry Potter SparkTests (Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, and Goblet of Fire) may have led you to believe that you're emotionally and mentally equipped to handle this one. Let me be the first to tell you that you are wrong, and you can't get much wrong-er. This test took me 70 hours to compile (I read 4 words a minute), but the time I spent is nothing compared to the expenditure of HUMAN TEARS. I cried when bad stuff happened. I cried when good stuff happened. I cried when Dobby showed up wearing 19 hats and chattered optimistically about Winky's butterbeer addiction. If you asked me to point out which specific sections of this book made me weep, I would just throw the entire book at your face and scream “I DON'T CARE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
So, like, just go into this knowing that your heart is basically forfeit. CARRY ON.
This quiz was originally published in November 2016