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The Patronus Test

When you inevitably run afoul of the hooded nightmare ghouls known as Dementors, how are you going to protect yourself? What shiny, corporeal form is going to be the only thing standing between you and a soul-sucking make-out session? Find out below.

Trust me. You’ll be glad you did.

This quiz was originally published in April 2016

1. You get $10,000 (that’s about 1,500 galleons), but you have to kiss either a troll or a Blast-Ended Skrewt. Which do you pick?

2. Would you rather get expelled from Hogwarts and have your wand snapped in half (a.k.a. the Hagrid route), or be a Squib (like Mrs. Figg)?

3. Which gross flavor of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans would you be okay with?

4. Would you rather be a Gryffindor in a family of Slytherins, or a Slytherin in a family of Gryffindors?

5. Pick your favorite wizard swear:

6. Are you more of a Fred (you ask people to the Yule Ball with RECKLESS ABANDON and CONFIDENCE PANTS and NO FEAR OF REJECTION) or a George (you make bad puns during dire situations)?

7. Would you rather be a Veela, a centaur, a werewolf, or a ghost?

8. Beauxbatons or Durmstrang?

9. How would you use Howlers?

10. Favorite professor?

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