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These Flowcharts Can Predict When You'll Get Your First Kiss

Reid Faylor

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Is there any quest more fraught with peril than that of landing your first kiss? Yes. Loads of 'em. Hiking to Mount Doom in order to cast the Ring back into the fires from whence it came before Sauron covers all the lands in a second darkness, for one. Talking to your crush while eating a sesame-seed bagel (DEAR GOD THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH), for another.

But thanks to the brillz-skillz-to-pay-the-billz Reid Faylor, you no longer have to worry about how, when, where, and what to kiss—his signature flowcharts have answered those questions for you. Click through, then pucker up: WE SENSE A SMOOCH IN YOUR FUTURE.—eds  

This slideshow was originally published in April 2016

Topics: Life
Tags: kissing, flow charts, funny things, how to kiss, first kisses, nbk, illustrated slideshows, flowcharts, kissing guides, a kiss is really just a smushy game of nose-fencing

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reidfaylor

Reid Faylor is a stand-up comedian, cartoonist, writer, and whimsically bearded gentleman living in New York City. He owns a cat named Mr. President. You can follow his tumblr at reidfaylor.tumblr.com.

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