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February Love-o-Scopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Is there someone in your life, Aries, who makes your heart beat a little faster? Who makes you feel all tingly? If this person is wearing a lab coat and stethoscope then it is merely your doctor, and whatever she is making you feel can be safely ignored. Your Creative Romance Tip is to leave your significant other a trail of rose petals, all the way into the florist where you smashed all of the roses due to clumsiness. This way, perhaps he will be arrested instead of you. And in honor of Get A Different Name Day (February 13th), your lucky name is Cordelia. Your unlucky name is Gordita.

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, astrology, horoscopes, zodiac, being single, falling in love, future predictions, astrological sign, zodiac sign, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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