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QUIZ: Would You Survive Being Stranded on a Deserted Island?

QUIZ: Would You Survive Being Stranded on a Deserted Island?

Louise Norman

Maybe you’re the kind of person who knows how to make a water purifier out of two coconuts and infinite sand, and that’s great for you. The rest of us are hopelessly incompetent, have never gone forty-five minutes without a meal, and would surely perish in a Lord if the Flies scenario. I don’t even need to take this quiz to know that I would be the first to die, but perhaps you’ve got more grit than I do. Let’s find out!

1. So you’re stranded on a deserted island. What’s the first thing you do?

2. Which person would you be?

3. What survival skills do you have?

4. What would be your main priority?

5. There may or may not be a monster on the island. How do you deal?

6. Do you suffer from frequent fainting spells, poor eyesight, or asthma?

7. How suggestible are you?

8. Have you ever killed a pig with your bare hands?

9. Do you feel emotionally prepared to confront the crushing weight of humanity's inherent darkness?

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In real life, she goes by the name Courtney Gorter. This is a closely guarded secret, and you're the only one who knows about it, so be cool. You can follow her on Twitter or check out her website if you want, but it's just going to be a lot of complaining.

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