Aries (March 21 – April 19)
It's cool to be a word nerd, Aries; you don't have to keep trying to fit in with the word jocks, who only use adjectives like "dank" and "jawsome." When you face a difficult situation this month, keep in mind that this ain't rocket science, and even if it is, just yell at the rocket until it does what you want. In honor of the fact that January is National Hobby Month, your lucky hobby is birdwatching. Your unlucky hobby is being watched by birds.