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What Type of Woman Would You Be in 1984?

What Type of Woman Would You Be in <i>1984</i>?

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In an Orwellian future, it's "[Big Br]ovaries before Ovaries," so let's find out what kind of woman you would likely be in a world where uteruses are just one more thing likely to get you arrested by the Thought Police.

Are you a sexless Party robot, a breeder, or a gargantuan post-menopausal monolith? Let's find out!

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1. What are you wearing right now?

2. How would you go about seducing someone?

3. Do you like having your hair played with?

4. Would you say you contain multitudes?

5. The flesh is:

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