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How to Flirt, According to Shakespeare

How to Flirt, According to Shakespeare

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If you’re anything like me, your idea of "flirting" involves both parties making eye contact for far too long and then simultaneously barfing out the romance words. For your sake, I hope you’re not like me. The world doesn’t need more of us. I hope your flirting technique is suave, courtly, and eloquent to the point that it’s borderline Shakespearean. For instance:

When you’re trying to be a bad boy:
"And, I pray thee now, tell me, for which of my bad parts did thou first fall in love with me?"
Much Ado About Nothing, Act 6, Scene 2

When you’re playing hard to get:
"I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”
As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 5

When you’re REALLY playing hard to get:
"Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward."
Measure for Measure, Act 5, Scene 1

When you want to flirt but you’re confused by fractions:
"One half of me is yours, the other half yours."
The Merchant of Venice, Act 3, Scene 2

When you’re listing off your many admirable qualities, chief among them that you are a patient log-man:
"And for your sake am I this patient log-man."
The Tempest, Act 3, Scene 1

When you ask them out on a date and you can’t believe they said yes:
"But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall."
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

When you have a crush on a girl and she asks you how much you like her, and you tell her you wouldn’t sell her:
"If heaven would make me such another world of one entire and perfect chrysolite, I'ld not have sold [you] for it."
Othello, Act 5, Scene 2

When you're being extremely forward:
"I have immortal longings in me."
Antony and Cleopatra, Act 5, Scene 2

When you have a crush on your best friend but you don’t want to be obvious about it, so instead you tell them they have an ugly face:
"Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough to mask thy monstrous visage?"
Julius Caesar, Act 2, Scene 1

When you want to tell someone that you like them, but not in a normal way:
"Through proof of harness to my heart, and there ride on the pants triumphing!"
Antony and Cleopatra, Act 4, Scene 8

When you want to emphasize how much you miss her when she’s gone, so you tell her that leaving her is as terrible as going to school:
"Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks."
Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2

When you’re not that good at making out, but you’re trying to put a positive spin on it:
"My love's more richer than my tongue."
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 1

When you can’t think of a good compliment so you settle for telling them that their face looks like honor, truth, and loyalty:
"In thy face I see the map of honor, truth and loyalty."
Henry VI Part 2, Act 3, Scene 1

When you want to make your affections known but you don’t want to sound TOO eager:
"'I hate' from hate away she threw,
And saved my life, saying—'not you.'"
—Sonnet 145, lines 13-14

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