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If Kylo Ren Could Text

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Kylo Ren is the main driving force behind most of the conflict in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I relate to him on a lot of levels. For one thing, I, too, am a terrible juggernaut of evil that feels the occasional pull of the Light side. For another, I am also a large, tempestuous baby man (spiritually, if not physically) who can't control my tears.

I have no business owning a phone, for the reasons outlined above. I use it primarily to send people memes and photos of sad pugs. Because Kylo Ren and I are so similar, it follows logically that he also should not have a phone. But that didn't stop me from picturing what it would look like if he did.

Topics: Celebs & Stuff
Tags: villains, star wars, fictional characters, if fictional characters could text, star wars: the force awakens, kylo ren, the darthest of vaders gets a cell phone

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