Fight the Plague of Awful "Sexy" Halloween Costumes With These Adorable, VERY UNSEXY Costumes

Madeline Gobbo


'Tis the season of the diastrous "sexy ___" costumes, which strip down the accoutrements of actual costumes to a belt, a set of ears, and a tiny skirt. To this we say NAY! We shall counter the racks of sexy Halloween costumes with a rack of the LEAST POSSIBLY SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES that could be conceived. Madeline Gobbo leads the way with her fetch but not fetching illustrations <3

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Topics: Life
Tags: slideshows, halloween, costumes, mermaids, donald trump, illustrated slideshows, halloween 2015, pizza rat, i'm too unsexy for my shirt, this is a midriff free zone, sexy isn't in our lexicon

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