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April 2014 Horoscopes

By Jon_Skindzier Apr 2, 2014

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Spring is in the air, Aries (but only due to an explosion at a nearby spring factory). If you are in Minnesota you are still surrounded by snow drifts. But stay positive; pleasant weather is right around the corner (but only in the sense that if you turned the corner and walked 1,200 miles you would be in the Bahamas). Your little-known fact is that Coca-Cola does not actually contain coca extract, but it does contain deliciousness, according to Coca-Cola. Your lucky flag is the flag of Yaroslavl Oblast.

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