OH HURRAY, IT'S MONDAY, MY LEAST FAVORITE OF ALL THE DAYS. Thank gourds the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards happened on Saturday night, or I'd have nothing to distract myself from the crippling bleakness of the week ahead. (If that sentence doesn't get your morning off to a good start, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL.)
The star-studded event was chockfull of mini-dresses, famous teenagers who I've never heard of, and Nickelodeon's trademark green goo, which ended up all over self-proclaimed "unslimeable" host Mark Whalberg's chiseled face. JLaw (who unfortunately couldn't attend) was the evening's big winner, with Catching Fire earning the Favorite Movie award and the starlet herself taking home the title of Favorite Actress and Favorite Female Buttkicker (Robert Downey Jr. won Favorite Male Buttkicker and gave a surprisingly inspirational speech about proverbial butts and kicking life in the face). One Direction earned the title of Favorite Music Group, Frozen won Favorite Animated Movie, and the Chelsea Dagger vlog failed to be nominated for a single award, which is both a travesty and an outrage.
Click through the slideshow to check out some of your fave celebs struttin' their stuff on the orange carpet, then hit the comments to join my "I'VE GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS" party (there will be bean bag chairs, breakfast milkshakes, and sad-face pancakes for everyone).