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There Are Now Nine Bases of Making Out

By Janet Manley Mar 4, 2014

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You may be familiar with the four bases of making out, and, well, we've decided they are inadequate to explain the dating experience! After all, many of us find that the only way to get to first is to get a walk. And even then, maybe we can't be bothered to go to second. Maybe we'd rather do whatever fifth base is, or run around the bases in reverse! It's all confusing but this totally simple base plan should straighten us all out...

Topics: Life
Tags: guides, kissing, slideshows, baseball, metaphors, making out, illustrated slideshows

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Janet Manley

Janet's desk was moved into the hall for the duration of coursework on Roman numerals in grade four, and she cannot tell one Rocky from another to this day. Her spirit animal is a wombat, and she has not written a novel. Dauntless, Gryffindor, Mockingjay. She tweets @janetmanley

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