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There Are Now Nine Bases of Making Out

You may be familiar with the four bases of making out, and, well, we've decided they are inadequate to explain the dating experience! After all, many of us find that the only way to get to first is to get a walk. And even then, maybe we can't be bothered to go to second. Maybe we'd rather do whatever fifth base is, or run around the bases in reverse! It's all confusing but this totally simple base plan should straighten us all out...

Topics: Life
Tags: guides, kissing, slideshows, baseball, metaphors, making out, illustrated slideshows

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Janet Manley

Janet is the Sparkitor who most resembles a common field potato, and isn't opposed to pineapple appearing on a pizza. She is proof that dreams can come true, as long as your dream is to share a love seat with Benjamin Barnes for nine and a half minutes after standing him up for five because you can't work out hotel elevators. Janet once had a smexy dream where Haymitch Abernathy hugged her meaningfully, which I think means they are married now. She would like to third-person you on Twitter @janetmanley

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