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Jelly Bean Bracket Round 2; Or, Buttered Popcorn Lives to Fight Another Day

By Kathryn_Williams Nov 19, 2013

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"Am I surprised that I made it to Round 2? No. Look, haters gonna hate, but I am confident in my realistic butter and popped corn flavor—unlike that punk Black Licorice. I am like a trip to the movies without all the hydrogenated fats and obvious movie trivia quizzes before the previews. You're welcome." —Said the Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly. You didn't know jelly beans could talk? Now you do. Vote in the comments (right or left)!

Topics: Life
Tags: candy, voting, brackets, jelly bellys, jelly bean bracket

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Kathryn_Williams

Kathryn Williams is the author of three YA novels but only one with an Oxford comma in the title. She is a Taurus and hates writing bios. Check out her website, www.kathrynswilliams.com, and follow her on Twitter @kathrynwauthor.

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