"Am I surprised that I made it to Round 2? No. Look, haters gonna hate, but I am confident in my realistic butter and popped corn flavor—unlike that punk Black Licorice. I am like a trip to the movies without all the hydrogenated fats and obvious movie trivia quizzes before the previews. You're welcome." —Said the Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly. You didn't know jelly beans could talk? Now you do. Vote in the comments (right or left)!