Happy Tuesday, buttinskis! I hope your week is off to a grand start—but just in case it isn't, here's a photograph of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Radcliffe wearing tuxedos. FEEL BETTER NOW? Good! Then let's move on to the topic at hand, which is last week's Writer Wars winnerz. I challenged you to write a short story about two bitter enemies who were forced to form an alliance, and you produced some truly fantastic entries! radha24-totlcrzynerdwholuvsbks and her ridiculously long username took home the Sparklers' Choice Award; you can check out her complete submission, accompanied by Reid Faylor's awesome illustrations, later today! For now, click through the slideshow to see which literary scholars earned my top honors!