Hey, SparkButts, quick PSA so you know that we're not neglecting our Sparkitor duties: all Open Threads are scheduled for the same time every day (except for very occasionally when we forget), so if they're ever late, they're probably fighting some epic battle with Gary and will show up ASAP. It's not us; it's the internet!
But since this is a weird thing, feel free to let us know if they're ever absurdly late. GARY.
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