AHOY, BUTTSKIS! My sincerest apologies for missing last week's Writer Wars; I was hard at work on a top-secret project that is going to CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE. I can't give you any more details at the moment, but rest assured that I did not skip our time-honored Tuesday meet-up just to eat raw cookie dough and re-watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (I mean, I was doing both those things, but also IMPORTANT STUFF, too). Last we spoke, I challenged you to write a short story that took place inside an amusement park, and you all did BEAUTIFULLY. CrespuscularSnidget's gorgeously-written gem took home the Sparklers' Choice Award with 13 votes, and you can check out her tale, complete with Reid Faylor's phenomenal illustrations, later today. To find out which other submissions earned top honors, just click Next!