Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Welcome to the OCTOBER HORROR-SCOPES, Aries. They are horrifying, of course, because Halloween (HOWL-O-WEEN?) is on the 31st of this month, which means that you must be on the lookout for meddlesome ghosts even more than usual. If you get lost this month, make sure it's in your crush's eyes, and not in a castle that is full of ghosts. If you don't have any plans for a Halloween costume, or if you don't intend to have one at all, it's always reassuring to take a gander at someone who's done far worse than you ever could. So, for your consideration, your terrible Halloween costume of the month is this "Silence of the Lambs Sexy Costume," because nothing says "sexy" like a miniskirt that reminds you about when an old man ate a person.