Ridiculously Hot Pix From the New Joseph Gordon-Levitt Movie That You're Definitely NOT Allowed to See
By Chelsea Dagger Sep 13, 2013
This slideshow forced me to take a long, hard look at my moral compass (neat fact: my moral compass is also a Time Turner!!!). On the one hand, the images in it are from Don Jon, an R-rated film (written, directed by, and starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt) that happens to be about the main character's addiction to pornography (NOT VERY APPROPRIATE FOR SPARKLIFE, I KNOW). But on the other, much more attractive hand, the images in it are FULL OF JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT LOOKIN' FINNNNEEEE. And because I know how much you love JGL , I decided to go ahead and post this (but I ain't gonna link to the trailer, lest the great and powerful Internet President revoke my blogging license and smote my ruin upon the mountainside). Click through to check out some seriously studly pix of my future hubby and his gorgeous co-star Scarlett Johansson, and then hit the comments to RSVP for my and JGL's wedding (it's going to be Harry Potter themed and FABULOUS).