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Puns You Don't Really Need To Know

Those of you that spend time on the Open Threads often see me cracking awful jokes and puns. I thought that I shoulld put my favourites in a skarkler post so everyone can see them and use them.

  • I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  • I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now
  • Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder?He made a spectacle of himself.
  • I have kleptomania. Its ok, I take something for it.
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're ok.
  • I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. (This one is so relevent to me).
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I cannot put it down.

Thats all I will put on here: I have to have some material for when the OT is quiet!

What puns do you know?

Topics: Life
Tags: jokes, puns

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