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Quiz: Which Condiment Are You?

Quiz: Which Condiment Are You?

By Bailey_Swilley

There are so many sauces, dips, and dressings out there. It can be so hard to choose one, but even more difficult is finding out which you are.

1. In your group of friends, you’re known as:
a. The smart, practical one
b. The sassy friend who always gets a laugh
c. The true blue and faithful friend
d. The friend is always up for a good time
e. The adventurous one that scares everyone a little

2. Which of these would you most likely wear on the first day of school?
a. A vintage outfit I thrifted for and love
b. A baseball tee, shorts, and sneaks
c. A black dress with white pearls
d. A short-sleeved sweater I knitted myself this summer
e. A sari I picked up on my passage to India vacation

3. Which of these, in your opinion, would be a great summer date?
a. A baseball game, complete with hot dogs, popcorn, and cotton candy
b. An outdoor barbecue, with pulled pork sandwiches, ribs, and baked beans.
c. A '50s diner date, complete with French fries, cola, and a milkshake
d. A family potluck, complete with all your favorite pasta salads, gelatin molds, and sandwiches
e. A visit to the city, where you’ll sample lots of goodies in Chinatown, Little Italy, and food trucks galore.

4. Which of these countries would you most like to visit someday?

a. Guten Tag! Germany for the win!
b. Beautiful Brazil
c. Italia forever!
d. Konichiwa! Japan please!
e. Viva Mexico!

5. Which of these is your summer jam?
a. “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams
b. “Paper Doll” by John Mayer
c. “Come & Get It” by Selena Gomez
d. “We Can’t Stop” by Miley Cyrus
e. “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke, T.I., and Pharrell Williams

6. Fill in the blank: ______ is my happy place.
a. Reading a book in a quiet coffee shop
b. Blasting music and dancing around my room
c. Watching my favorite movie with my best friend
d. Cooking dinner with my family
e. Trying new experiences and meeting new people

How did you do?

Mostly As: You’re the mustard master! Smart, introverted, and hip, you’re the envy of all your friends without even knowing it. You’re cool and collected and at times, a little sour just like the yellow sauce. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
Mostly Bs: Hello, barbecue sauce! You are sweet, fun and the life of the party! Sometimes you can lay on your party-ness on a little thick, but who cares? Fiesta time!
Mostly Cs: You are ketchup! Like this timeless condiment, your personality and style is classic, elegant, and subtle. You’re a good friend to have and you’re also a natural romantic. Who knew tomatoes could be so dreamy?
Mostly Ds: Pass the mayo! You’re both self-sufficient and people-centered. Family gatherings, knitting circles, and gift-giving is your thing. In other words, you’re the glue that brings everyone together, much like the egg-based magical spread.
Mostly Es: You are hot sauce! Life is better when it’s full of danger, adventure, and new experiences. The only thing missing from your life is more time to travel and take new, strange classes. Hot-cha-cha!

Which condiment are you?

Topics: Life
Tags: food, personality, quizzes, personality quizzes, condiments

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Bailey_Swilley

Bailey Swilley is a writer, web production editor, and comedian living in Brooklyn. She loves to talk about dogs, musical theatre, and celebs... especially Beyonce.

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