There were 98 COMMENTS last week, butts! NINETY. EIGHT. If my math is correct, and I like to think that it is, that's nearly 100—which means you are all certified COMMENTING CHAMPIONS. You'll each receive a congratulatory plaque in the mail sometime within the next 47 years (I have to whittle the plaques from large bars of soap stolen from the SparkLife bathroom, and I can only sneak about 3 soaps out per week (I have very small pockets). IT'S GOING TO BE A TIME-CONSUMING PROCESS, TO SAY THE LEAST). All of you crafted spectacular (and spectacularly brief) stories in response to my Hemingway-inspired prompt, and the time has come to find out who took top honors! Click through the slideshow to check out last week's best submissions, and then hit the comments to reply to the latest Writer Wars prompt!