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Writer Wars: I'm Never Going to An Island With Any of You

By Chelsea Dagger Jul 16, 2013

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I JUST DON'T HAVE THE SURVIVAL SKILLS. I WOULD DIE.

And if I didn't die, you would almost certainly kill me within the first 24 hours. My wheezy mouth-breathing and tendency to sweat uncontrollably when I'm stressed (and when I'm not stressed, and when I'm reading quietly, and when I'm sleeping) would pretty much guarantee that we'd be worst enemies before the sun went down, and last week's awesome submissions proved that you don't take too kindly to having your worst enemy by your side on deserted stretch of land in the middle of the ocean.

Vampirekyawl's chilling tale of a man's slow descent into madness took top honors, and you can check out Reid Faylor's illustrated accompaniment later today—but for now, let's find out who won all the other stuffs!

Topics: Books, Life
Tags: writing, slideshows, writers, short stories, creative writing, writer wars, writing prompts, creative writing prompts

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.

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