Aries (March 21 – April 19)
If video games aren't your thing, Aries, that's okay, because there are plenty of other holidays to celebrate this month, such as Independence Day in Belarus! And in the Maldives! And Algeria! And in pretty much half of the world, for some reason. But of course, the holiday you're probably thinking of falls on July 4th: the anniversary of the first public bus route! Celebrate by sharing a bench with an old person who eyes you warily and then later finding out that the bench has been discontinued. You will discover this month that you have a hidden super power, but it will turn out to be almost entirely useless (your super power is the ability to know when a duck is telling the truth). Your lucky word is autotonsorialist (one who cuts his or her own hair).