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Wherever There Is Nerd Injustice, the SparkLife Superheroes Are There!

Captain Acronym

This superhero flies around the world like it's NBD, and once stopped a speeding train in its tracks just because YOLO. After he has saved the day and protected nerd freedoms, he leaves with a simple "FTFY," bidding the citizenry well. When children see him, they cry out "O.M.G.," because that's what is printed on his chest. And on his back? BRB. Please welcome this NK!

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Tags: sparklers, superheroes, slideshows, sparklife, nbk, nerdy things

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Janet Manley

Janet is the Sparkitor who most resembles a common field potato, and isn't opposed to pineapple appearing on a pizza. She is proof that dreams can come true, as long as your dream is to share a love seat with Benjamin Barnes for nine and a half minutes after standing him up for five because you can't work out hotel elevators. Janet once had a smexy dream where Haymitch Abernathy hugged her meaningfully, which I think means they are married now. She would like to third-person you on Twitter @janetmanley

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