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Bathing Suits We Have Known

The Butt Beard

The victim of too many sit-downs on rough surfaces, this bathing suit has developed a furry patina of snags and nylon pills right where the sun don't shine.

Topics: Life
Tags: summer, slideshows, bathing suits, bikinis

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Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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