No, this is not a bracket to decide Taylor Swift's next boyfriend. It's a long-overdue BOY BAND BRACKET (insert fainting spell here). And, yes, it was hard to fit all of that amazing hair in tiny little bracket thumbnails. Thank you for admiring my skill. Vote in the comments, left or right by slide (all in one comment—you know the drill, pumpkins), for the boy you want to give you such a big time rush just by looking in your direction that you exhibit mindless behavior (see what I did there?).