25 Rejected Slogans for Summer
By now you've most likely fished out your shorts and rotating fan. Summer is staring us in the face like a hungry puppy in a store window. The next three months are what we live for: beautiful weather, carefree days, and great entertainment. To sum up the season with one slogan is difficult. We decided to share some of the ones that didn't make the cut in the hopes that we might find the perfect one some time before the end of August.
Summer '13: Fall in Love with Your Air Conditioner All Over Again
Summer '13: Bikinis, Barbecues, and Billy Bob Thorton
Summer '13: True Love Will Find You, But Not Before that Sunburn Goes Away
Summer '13: The One You'll Remember for the Mediocre Sequel to The Hunger Games
Summer '13: A Road Trip to Remember, A Rest Stop Bathroom to Forget
Summer '13: You Smell That?
Summer '13: DID YOU SEE SUPERMAN YET?!
Summer '13: That Job With Your Cousin Is Sounding Worse and Worse
Summer '13: When the Days are Long, But the Days in Summer School Are Even Longer
Summer '13: Now with LESS Urine in the Pool!
Summer '13: Cannonball Your Way Into Someone's Heart
Summer '13: #IAmSweatingThroughMyShirt
Summer '13: Cut Someone In Line at Disney World For the First Time All Over Again
Summer '13: Because Prom Kinda Sucked, Right?
Summer '13: Facebook All Night. Sleep All Day.
Summer '13: Time To Show Most of My Body To Strangers
Summer '13: SLOW DOWN ICE CREAM MAN!!!
Summer '13: A Day at the Beach, A Week of Getting Sand Out of Your Butt Crack
Summer '13: The Time Is Now…To Break Up With Your Boyfriend Before College
Summer '13: Sunglasses Indoors, Flabby Body Parts Outdoors
Summer '13: Your Dad Won't Stop Cursing Out His Tomato Plants
Summer '13: You'll Never Remember Eating What You Just Threw Up at Six Flags
Summer '13: 2 Months of Nothin' But Nothin'
Summer '13: Your Bathing Suit Is Officially Underwear
Summer '13: 1 Crush, 2 Crush, He Knows, You Blush
What's your slogan for Summer '13?